Back in December 2015, Apple Inc. launched the Arabic version of its virtual personal assistant, Siri.
iPhone users have been accustomed to Siri's sassy replies, asking her all kinds of questions while expecting the funniest, most sarcastic comebacks any intelligent personal assistant could possibly give.
When switching Siri to Arabic, the fun is sure to continue...
1. On getting to know Siri
User: What's your nationality?
Siri: I come from a long line of code.
2. On sarcasm
User: What color are your eyes?
Siri: I have what is more important than eyes, I have a sapphire crystal lens.
3. On race
User: What's your color?
Siri: The color of knowledge.
4. On gender
User: Are you a man or a woman?
Siri: I do not have a gender, like some fishes.
5. On religions and beliefs
User: Are you Muslim or Christian?
Siri: People have religions, I have Silicon.
6. On confessing secrets
User: Can I tell you a secret?
Siri: That's a good question...
7. On movie preferences
User: What's your favorite movie?
Siri: Her. No, Her. Wait it could be Her. Yes, Her.
8. On food preferences
User: What's your favorite meal?
Siri: I leave food to you.
9. On sleeping
User: Do you sleep?
Siri: I see nothing connected. But when I do see something being prepared, I will enjoy your company.
10. On storytelling
User: Where are you from?
Siri: My story is within the box I was shipped in. I was designed by Apple in California.
11. On falling in love... "Her" style
User: Do you love me?
Siri: I love all of you. All of you I love. And I challenge any human being to love you like I do.
12. On partying with your phone
User: Let's dance!
Siri: I like the square root dance.
13. On being gluten allergic
User: Siri, what are you up to?
Siri: I'm sitting with Mario. He's cooking pasta for me. Little does he know that I don't eat gluten or any other food.
14. On pretending she's your BFF
User: I'm really sad.
Siri: You can cry if you'd like. My glass surface is made of anti-crying aluminosilicate.