If you've truly explored Lebanon, then you've most probably come across a few places with names that left your mind in a haze.
Across the country, there are numerous establishments with bizarrely sexualized names for no reason at all really ... other than to paint an incredibly disturbing image in the minds of its guests prior to drinks or dinner.
Here are 12 places in Lebanon that may have needed to rethink their name before going all out with the branding:
1. Dick's Nuts, Badaro
Could it get any nuttier than this?
2. Emak Spa, Ashrafieh
Why can't our moms be left alone?
3. Eggslut, Hamra
Because eggspectations...
4. Cock n' Bull, Mar Mikhael
BEWARE: Mess with the bull ... and you'll get the horns.
5. FAP
Definition of FAP: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation.
Need we say more?
6. Forty Licks Tavern, Hamra
All it takes is 40 licks ... and you're good to go.
7. The Rack, Mtayleb
Loving The RACK on this place.
8. D Lounge and Restaurant, Salhieh
Want to go to the D-Lounge? Thanks, but no.
9. Sandwiched, Gemmayzeh
The visual representation of being sandwiched while bare ... is just what we all need before dining out. NOT REALLY.
10. BUN Coffee Shop, Hazmieh
BUNS and THIGHS, anyone?
11. 9 Way, Kesserwein
Because a 3-way is too mainstream?
12. Romance Cafe, Baabda
The go-to place if you're craving some form of intimacy.