It seems as though >the world has finally caught up to the decade-old invention that is the 'shatafa,' which has evolved from an ol' blue pot to a fancy bidet to an odd looking hose contraption with a metallic nozzle. 

According to 'experts,' toilet paper just doesn't cut it when it comes to completely removing fecal matter off our anuses. 

Moreover, doctors have repeatedly warned against excessive wiping, saying that it can cause health problems such as anal fissures and urinary tract infections.

"I find it rather baffling that millions of people are walking around with dirty anuses while thinking they are clean," said Rose George, author of The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters, in an interview with Tonic in January. 

"Toilet paper moves s***, but it doesn’t remove it." 

Countries such as Japan, Italy, and Greece were praised for using bidets... but what about Arab and Muslim countries?

We've been using water to clean our behinds for a long, long time. So, where's our credit? 

Celebrities, including Will.I.Am, suggested people use 'wet wipes' instead of tissues... but why not just go for 'shatafa'?

It is "2017 and we are still debating about how to wipe our behinds"

But... "we've known that forever"

"Long Live Egyptian Shatafa"

*Laughs in Muslim*

"My ass is cleaner than yours"

Person A: "Toilet paper isn't our only option"

Person B: "No shit" (pun intended)

"Roo7 nadef teezak ya wisekh"

We have advanced with time... and now have "portable shatafas"

Source: amazon.co.uk

Seriously though... "God bless whoever invented shatafa"