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Welcome to the world of the biggest, tallest, greatest, and first - welcome to Dubai.

By now, we've all seen the Dubai Police supercars and lion pets sitting in the passenger seats...

However, here is a slightly different list of some of the most hilarious, weird and funny stuff you might come across in this beautiful city...

1. Maqsood's the man...

Just found this on our gate. Maqsood might receive some interesting inquiries...! #onlyindubai pic.twitter.com/NRF930YEpm
— Helen Farmer (@Helen_DXB) November 5, 2017

2. When your dog has his own taxi...

Zenginligin gozu korolsun. Kopek bile taxi'ye biniyor. #onlyinDubai dogs take a taxi:):) pic.twitter.com/qae5iKqFVI
— Ozhan Kalkan (@kalkanto) November 11, 2015

3. If you want...

Soft or hard massage anyone? #OnlyInDubai pic.twitter.com/qenRe8CExX
— Natasha JingleTime (@NatQueenD) April 10, 2016

4. Uber Chopper anyone?

#uberchopper #onlyindubai ???? pic.twitter.com/o4JQaOIFv6
— BWT (@B1anes) March 11, 2017

5. This was actually printed in a newspaper...

As if this was printed in a newspaper! Hahaha!!! #OnlyInDubai pic.twitter.com/eRsQK7SZmb
— EMILY kidman (@emilykidman) December 22, 2014

6. Sorry, no fish on the metro...

To those who carry fish around,not in Dubai #OnlyInDubai pic.twitter.com/AWtNB8vEES
— FK (@FauzKhalid) April 30, 2015

7. Yesssss

#OnlyinDubai #UAE #happy pic.twitter.com/SaRzhQv3Zo
— Sarwat Nasir (@SarwatNasir) March 23, 2017

8. BARGAIN!

oh and in case any of you want a £10,000/$14,000 gold ps4, you can get it at the mall. ????????#onlyindubai #dxb #ps4gold #mydubai #ohlawd pic.twitter.com/ZsOsJR69fd
— gutter punk trøll (@yazifailsatlife) October 8, 2016

9. "We once received a phone call from a man who lost his wife at the mall..."

A ste že kdaj klicali policijo, ker ste v šopingu izgubili ženo? Ne? No, jaz tudi ne. Ampak ...???? #onlyindubai pic.twitter.com/STID7RAJuJ
— Tjaša Džafić (@tja_sha) February 1, 2015

10. Is this for real?

So, this is what you get when buying groceries @carrefourUAE. Really? This is so next level even for you Dubai! #plasticsurgery #onlyindubai pic.twitter.com/KnfqduWZNm
— Tjaša Džafić (@tja_sha) October 14, 2016

11. Just gonna take my falcon for a walk...

#OnlyInDubai #رابح_صقر pic.twitter.com/GiVmPj9EMV
— Keema (@KariMostafa) February 8, 2017

12. It's all about happiness!

#onlyinDubai pic.twitter.com/OOKMcYg5iR
— pinktaxiblogger (@pinktaxiblogger) April 24, 2017

13. This worried housewife has some serious #firstworldproblems

Honestly?? What a complaint letter @7DAYSUAE -just shows the type we have in Dubai! #firstworldproblems #onlyinDubai pic.twitter.com/e6puaU2maG
— Leonie Pitts (@leonieash) December 15, 2014

14. "My first car was a secondhand Ford Focus..."

A 'new driver' sticker on a Porsche Cayenne. My first car was a secondhand Ford Focus. #onlyindubai pic.twitter.com/fN6dP3DmV3
— Helen Farmer (@Helen_DXB) May 11, 2017

15. When even toilets in Dubai are being designed to "enhance your experience"...

Saw this in the ladies toilets yesterday - enhance your experience??? The mind boggles ???? #OnlyinDubai pic.twitter.com/25tCZZbC0h
— Ali Clarke (@Aliforsaints) November 10, 2017

16. Surely, these ladies look anything but Chinese?!

#onlyindubai will Chinese Ladies Salon feature a desi woman pic.twitter.com/KFS7v6mLX8
— Aza Wee Sile (@aza_wee) August 25, 2017

17. Genius or stupid?

Got to love a Suzuki Jimny converted into mini G63 replica ????• ???? via @sakevdw • #OnlyInDubai #MercedesBenz #G63 #AMG #Suzuki #Jimny pic.twitter.com/6wCG1ea2d3
— Zero2Turbo.com (@Zero2Turbo) July 31, 2017

18. This beauty centre though...

ISIS Beauty saloon. #OnlyInDubai pic.twitter.com/rMwUMNtMwa
— Yawn-सम्बंध (@KamalZoheb) October 11, 2014

19. Meanwhile in Dubai...

Meanwhile in #Dubai we are playing real life Monopoly #onlyInDubai #fb https://t.co/lmLB9bIaoj pic.twitter.com/8ULcNuMiip
— Bruno Coelho (@iambrunocoelho) May 20, 2017

20. "When you go to the toilet and get an iPad..."

When you go to the toilet and get an iPad ????????#OnlyInDubai pic.twitter.com/BQFYH584ly
— Jay Evans (@Nardstyle) April 18, 2017

21. Apparently, you can rent rooms and families here in Dubai...

Nadaanan ko e2 kanina sa Al Nahda... #anodaw? #onlyindubai pic.twitter.com/rVGGTkvPGP
— Li (@li_doquilla) June 8, 2014

22. "WITH WIFE"

Seen this? Anyone interested? #OnlyInDubai #funny #Dubai pic.twitter.com/EEnEfiDz5P
— Jerry Selayro (@bugipogi) April 9, 2014

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9. "We once received a phone call from a man who lost his wife at the mall..."

1. Maqsood's the man...

2. When your dog has his own taxi...

3. If you want...

4. Uber Chopper anyone?

5. This was actually printed in a newspaper...

6. Sorry, no fish on the metro...

7. Yesssss

8. BARGAIN!

9. "We once received a phone call from a man who lost his wife at the mall..."

10. Is this for real?

11. Just gonna take my falcon for a walk...

12. It's all about happiness!

13. This worried housewife has some serious #firstworldproblems

14. "My first car was a secondhand Ford Focus..."

15. When even toilets in Dubai are being designed to "enhance your experience"...

16. Surely, these ladies look anything but Chinese?!

17. Genius or stupid?

18. This beauty centre though...

19. Meanwhile in Dubai...

20. "When you go to the toilet and get an iPad..."

21. Apparently, you can rent rooms and families here in Dubai...

22. "WITH WIFE"

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9. "We once received a phone call from a man who lost his wife at the mall..."

1. Maqsood's the man...

2. When your dog has his own taxi...

3. If you want...

4. Uber Chopper anyone?

5. This was actually printed in a newspaper...

6. Sorry, no fish on the metro...

7. Yesssss

8. BARGAIN!

9. "We once received a phone call from a man who lost his wife at the mall..."

10. Is this for real?

11. Just gonna take my falcon for a walk...

12. It's all about happiness!

13. This worried housewife has some serious #firstworldproblems

14. "My first car was a secondhand Ford Focus..."

15. When even toilets in Dubai are being designed to "enhance your experience"...

16. Surely, these ladies look anything but Chinese?!

17. Genius or stupid?

18. This beauty centre though...

19. Meanwhile in Dubai...

20. "When you go to the toilet and get an iPad..."

21. Apparently, you can rent rooms and families here in Dubai...

22. "WITH WIFE"

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