From the crazy dancing to the awkward conversations with women telling you "you're next,"  our weddings are just lit, as they say.

1. "Inti bint meen?"

2. Soda in a wine glass

3. 'aa2balik

4. You measure how good you look by the number of proposals you get

5. An Arab wedding = brides market

6. If he can dance like this, marry him

7. Bart dances just like our jiddos in weddings

8. The guest list is more of a population census

9. If you love the bride and groom, you have to carry them

10.  $$$

11. Snapchatting your way through the whole thing

12. Dabke > treadmills

13. That awkward moment you get pulled into the center of the dancing circle

14. The flood of kisses and love from people you barely know

15.  And the 2 hour wait before the bride comes out

16. Honks ... on the way there, and on the way back

17. You either know how to do the zarghouta or not

18. You kinda dream about this

19. This pie chart sums it up