Taking your driver's test is one of the most terrifying experiences I've ever had. As someone who prefers riding a bicycle and walking, driving a car still scares the hell out of me. I never understood why so many people like driving. It's not a regular test that you can just stare at, hoping to get a clue for what the answer might be, but you actually have to know how to make u-turns, look sideways, move and stop at the right moment because there are other people involved.
2. Everybody starts telling you to calm down and smile because "Ma badda shi"
Of course you think "Ma badda shi," you're not the one driving this machine! Go away! You're not helping!
OK, concentrate! Keep your eyes on the person in front you!
WHAT THE HELL IS DOUBRIAGE? I KNOW I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE! I'M ENGLISH-EDUCATED YOU JERK! AM I SUPPOSED TO DECIPHER YOUR DAMN FRENCH THIS MINUTE? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!
5. After getting out of the car and passing your oral exam, you have to park in that tiny space
Finally! Something I can do!
That's it. That's how I'm gonna fail ... or die.