The Day that Paris Hilton 'Almost Died' in Dubai

Poor Paris Hilton, first she 'almost dies' then she has to deal with Ramez Galal's terrible flirting.

Ramadan has been rough for Paris Hilton.

First, for having to meet this guy, Ramez Galal.

Who cannot stop himself from practically drooling over the poor woman.

Especially while seductively taking a sip of water.

Or horrible coffee.

We're pretty sure he wants to be that perfume.

And of course, the lip gloss?

He's jealous of this guy. Definitely.

Secondly, the horrible turbulence.

And the horrifying idea..

... Of a skydive.

Which of course gave Ramez Galal the opportunity he'd been waiting for.

Ah, he must've thought about this for days on end.

The dream: Manhandle Paris Hilton.

Breathe, Paris. You will no longer have to tolerate this dude.