There's creative and unusual footwear - and then there's crazy high heels. We're not sure if these are for real, or meant for a museum display.

How long will it take to uncurl my toes?

Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact

For days when you want to go without heels

You fancy swimmer, you...

When you can't decide whether you want stilettos or wedge shoes

Because sandals aren't breezy enough

And these are too HOT to handle

If you think your feet are flowers

Bringing back the 'slinky toy' era

Because Barbie is way too mainstream

We've got unicorns now

Nothing like having your toes always done

Have you always wanted to be a bird? These wings WON'T help

How about a horse?

Fish, maybe?

Fine, chicken?

Who needs pants when you can own these

Ouu, maybe now we can walk on water

Disappointed because you're no magician? Here's a cupcake to make you feel better