In our weekly installment of Clients from Hell, a hilarious collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers, we present “You said you were a FREE-lancer” For previous posts, click here .

Client: So when is the website going to be finished?

Me: You haven’t signed the contract yet, so I haven’t started. Didn’t you read the email I sent you?

Client: A contract?  What are you going to ask for next? For me to pay you?

Me: Well, yeah.

Client: What kind of scam is this? You said you were a FREE-lancer!

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