In our weekly installment of Clients from Hell, a hilarious collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers, we present “The one that thought it was quick.” For previous posts, click here .

Client: Why aren’t there press releases in the website footer anymore?

Me: The most recent content was added over three years ago so we removed it as it looked bad and made your company look dead.

Client: Then update the content!

Me: We don’t have any content to update it with.

Client: WHAT? There’s so much new content! We have all these new pictures you can put up of our recent installations. We’re doing business with new places, make some press releases. It would literally take me five minutes to send you new content via email!

Me: Okay, we’ll update the site as soon as you do so.

It’s been a week. I guess he couldn’t find a literal five minutes.

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