Certain words and concepts have totally different meanings from an Arab parent's point of view. This is thanks to the centuries-old traditions and values, along with the countless inexplicable quirks that seem to be a staple in Arab parenthood.
Here are the definitions of 10 common words according to Arab parents:
1.
One day it's a labneh container ... the next it holds your packed lunch for work.
2.
Have a headache? Failing at school? Don't want to spend quality time with the family? It is that "taliiiifone" glued to your palm.
3.
It is alternatively known as a grandiose bank-breaking festival celebrating the union of two persons who do not know half of the attendees.
4.
All aspects of her life shall be dictated by her parents until she finds a spouse.
5.
"When I was your age..." and "3ayb" shall be used as frequently as possible. Interruption is not favorable.
6.
It is said in Arabic as "saheto mneeha" (his health is good) and typically accompanied by "ismallah".
7.
Ultimately, career options are limited to professions traditionally associated with fat paychecks i.e. medicine, law and engineering.
8.
One does not qualify for Arab parenthood before mastering the art of accurately throwing the "shahata" or "shibshib".
9.
This is the lavish and immaculately-decorated "salon" found in every Arab household. It is off-limits for anyone except super important guests.
10.
Time to pack excessive amounts of makhlouta (nuts), pita bread and sofouf!