Ramadan has been rough for Paris Hilton.

First, for having to meet this guy, Ramez Galal.

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Who cannot stop himself from practically drooling over the poor woman.

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Especially while seductively taking a sip of water.

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Or horrible coffee.

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We're pretty sure he wants to be that perfume.

And of course, the lip gloss?

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He's jealous of this guy. Definitely.

Secondly, the horrible turbulence.

And the horrifying idea..

... Of a skydive.

Which of course gave Ramez Galal the opportunity he'd been waiting for.

Ah, he must've thought about this for days on end.

The dream: Manhandle Paris Hilton.

Breathe, Paris. You will no longer have to tolerate this dude.