Google's become the go-to place for quick question-answer related topics. That sometimes includes religion. But, have you ever taken a look at what Google autocompletes for Muslim-related questions? You're in for a laugh.

Oh god, a left-handed Muslim? Staghfarallah.

Because what is life without love?

Haven't you heard, H&M has a selection made exclusively for Muslims.

We also die differently; wonder what that'll be like.

Eating pork by "mistake" is deadly, just like grenades.

I had no idea women had their own special prayers. Been doing it wrong all these years.

We even have our own flag? Cool

If a Muslim is a brother of another Muslim, what happens to us sisters?

Pointers for the ladies: Arab men can not resist hairy, smelly, and obnoxious women. Works like magic.

No matter how hard I try I still can't get married.