In our weekly installment of Clients from Hell, a hilarious collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers, we present “The one that knew nothing.” For previous posts, click here .

Client sends me a microscopic 100p x 100p image of the postcard they would like printed.

Me: Can you please send an editable file of the image so I can resize it for printing? How did you create it?

Client: I made it on my computer.

Me: Great. What software did you use to make it? Photoshop?

Client: Windows 8.