Bundle of Weirdness: Most random comments Arabs leave on online posts

Some Arabs insist on humiliating the rest of us out there. On almost any social media post, uploaded by a celebrity or a peasant, you can find random Arabic comments that are quite irrelevant to the original post. 

Some praise Prophet Muhammad, others ask for prayers, and many beg for likes ... on posts about rainbows and butterflies. 

We just have one question for these humans: WHY?

The video under which this devoted Muslim left his comment belongs to  Noor Stars, the >first Arab YouTuber to hit 10 million subscribers. 

In his comment, he wants "every Muslim to 'put' like, anyone who loves the Prophet Muhammad to 'put' a big like, and to be on the safe side 'put' like." 

So, in conclusion, just like his damn comment or else what's the point of social media? 

On top of that, 232 people liked the comment ... *major facepalm*

Under the same video (no wonder Stars became the most followed YouTuber in the Arab world), a nice lady (yes, I would like to believe she's nice) wants us to subscribe to her channel because mothers are precious. 

She thinks all mothers are precious, isn't she indeed a nice person?

In her comment, she writes: "May God cast away these three things from my mother and yours: Fatigue, hell's and death's torment. And may God bless us with: Heaven, happiness, and good health. It's impossible to read this and not subscribe; the precious [mother] deserves it."

If you can't understand the link between mothers and liking this comment/subscribing to the channel, neither can I. 

Mohamed Salah in all his naked glory ... but from faaar away. 

Still, someone (a proper Islamic page that explains the Quran to online users) thought it was a good idea to use a stock image of a sleeping baby, asking people to retweet it.

WTF you guys? 

"Whoever likes curly hair press like."

I don't know how to tell you this, but this comment is under a tutorial video for people with curly hair. So, unless haters are watching and cussing the video, people on it are fans of curly hair ... and to everyone's surprise, they might even have curly hair themselves. 

These have to be my favorites out of my entire list. 

"First Arab" and "Anyone Arab here?" are the most Arab comments an Arab can write. 

The surprising part is that people actually hit the like button. 🙂

Note: This account has 140 tweets (at the time of writing) and they all say the same thing ... "I'm a guy who makes money from selling poems. It won't hurt you if you support me with a retweet. May God reward you."

My friend, (would you like to be my friend? I'm bad at poems), do you realize the tweet you replied to is a sad, sad story about a stupid divorce case? Or are you planning on writing a poem about women who can't cook for their husbands? 

1. Who's Khalti (...)??

2. Why would we halt everything to post a status about Khalti (...)??

3. What's wrong with her? What sickness does she have? Will she make it?