Here are the real reasons you should be afraid of flying Arabs... 

1. We're always smuggling ... pita bread

2. We have big, heavy bags filled with ... gifts for other people

3. Red ribbons are a secret code ... for paranoia

Our mamas (or a lot of our mamas) wrap red ribbons on suitcases to set them apart from other suitcases. Plus, it makes spotting our suitcases on the conveyor belt much easier! 

4. Clapping is a signal ... of happiness and relief

5. We carry sealed boxes and bags ... of Arabic sweets and mukassarat

6. We say inshallah, al hamdullilah ... because we want to get to our destination safely