Moms are the world’s greatest gift, and we just can’t argue against that. Lebanese moms have their own special thing going on, some different than others, but there are certain habits all our mamas have in common.
1. The "lezem nehke" moment
Even if this moment could definitely take place between couples, I assure you that it’s not as horrible as happening with your mama. It’s a moment that makes your blood run cold and you just can’t help but replay the history of your foolish acts ever since you were born!
2. The diseases that come right after an argument
Did you ever think for a second that the “lezem nehke” moment would just end peacefully and you’d live happily ever after with your mom? Reconsider that. Mamas, despite their tenderness and unconditional love, have platinum skills to make you regret your existence. Aren’t we familiar with this saying: "Rouh men wejji, tolii' daghteh."
3. The miraculous readiness
Whenever you’re taking your mama somewhere, she can't help but rush you and say "Badde khams d'aye' bkoon jehze!" Yeah, Lebanese mothers come with superpowers!
4. The "Local Recycling Center”
Do you ever think that you can get rid of your old stuff without passing by the “Local Recycling Center”? Your mama has a Plan B for all the things you want to throw away. If you don’t believe that, just take a look at your old Rolling Stones T-shirt ... with which your mama is cleaning the floor.
5. That Timeless Question: "Shu baddak tekol?"
If you live with your mama, then you sure can relate to that. Mamas can even interrupt you at a very important meeting just to ask you what you want to have for lunch or dinner!