We've all been ambushed with news that left us in a state of disbelief, confusion or shock. And when that happens, there's a bunch of things we say that in no way keeps that disbelief a secret in any way.
1. Laaaaaaa
And your eyeballs are popping out like crazy.
2. Hloof
As if getting the person to solemnly swear is going to change anything.
3. Ehhh mbala
This happens when denial is your bestest friend.
4. Mmmm sadaqet
A bit of sarcasm to get the person in front of you all annoyed.
5. Sawareeeekh
When the news is so shocking you'd rather be hit by a rocket.
6. Kol hawa
Cause you're just not gonna take it.
7. La wlooo
When you practically beg this person to tell you they're joking.
8. Mab sadek
Nope, you just can't and won't believe them.
9. Shu am tehke?
You need the person to repeat what they said like 2,039,340,385,938 times for it to soak in.
10. Kazeb
Just calling them a liar, straight up.
11. Am temzah
Asking them if they're joking while you secretly hope they are.
12. Bisharafak
Like come on. Just stop doing this to me. You're lying. Joking. Kidding. Playing. Teasing. Please stop.