These jokes will make you feel like all your problems are "ancient history!" 

1. How do brave Egyptians write?

2. What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

3. Where do Pharaohs like to eat?

4. Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

5. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has just been discovered in Egypt!!!

6. Do mummies enjoy being mummies?

7. How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?

8. What is mummy’s favorite kind of coffee?

9. What music do mummies listen to?

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Source: Kappit