The only thing worse than buying a car in Beirut is driving in Beirut. It's almost like a birthday, except you give yourself a death wish instead every time you get into that car.

2014-03-03-Foreigner's guide for Driving in Lebanon

1. Every hour of every minute of every second is rush hour, even when you're planning to get out at the parking lot

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2. People forget how to use this wonderful thing called a "turn signal"

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I swear, this isn't just an accessory!

3. People love to abuse the car horn while you're waiting at a red traffic light...

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4. Road lights are simply there for decorative purposes

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5. It's normal to spend three or more hours in the car because God damned you to eternal hell on earth!

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5. And there are the red jerks in this picture...

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I can understand why you feel the need to use a motorcycle or scooter, but seriously? Is it really necessary to cut me off and risk your life and mine?

6. Eventually, you develop a specific language when you drive

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