You can't be living in this world and not know what hummus is. More like obsess over it. Some people have taken their obsessions way too far, although I cannot blame them. It's just too good. These 20 tweets about hummus are guaranteed to make your day all the better. Ready?
The Arab way to get stoned is eating foul and hummus in the morning— Z (@bluebeerr) October 24, 2015
What Pranabda? How could you pronounce hummus as Hamas!? - "Indian population enjoy the taste of hummus, an Arab food item."— Sandhya Chandramohan (@sandhya2392) October 14, 2015
I have a hard time trusting people who don’t get real weird with the hummus at the bottom of the package.— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) January 25, 2016
I'd pay money to take a bath in hummus.— Erin Raimondi (@erinraii) January 21, 2016
*Maintains eye contact with cashier while placing four jars of hummus on conveyor belt*— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 16, 2016
"Yes, this is all for me. You don’t know my life."
When I'm President I will trade Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Sean Hannity to the Iranians for a life time supply of hummus for America.— Path2Enlightenment (@Path2Enlighten) January 16, 2016
I wonder if the Virgin Mary was exempt from pregnancy cravings. Like randomly on her way to Bethlehem she begs Joseph to stop at Hummus Bell— a literal skeleton (@longtallsasha) January 10, 2016
the scariest thing about death is that dead people can't eat hummus— Jeanne (@JeanneLYedo) November 5, 2015
"If you love hummus so much why don't you marry it?"— kennedy ryan (@knndyryn) December 2, 2014
Listen. I've looked into this. It's not legal & I would prefer you didn't bring it up
I had a dream bath and body works had hummus and flowers scented soap— Mackensi Norman (@_Mackensi_) December 20, 2015