You can't be living in this world and not know what hummus is. More like obsess over it. Some people have taken their obsessions way too far, although I cannot blame them. It's just too good. These 20 tweets about hummus are guaranteed to make your day all the better. Ready?
1.
The Arab way to get stoned is eating foul and hummus in the morning
— Z (@bluebeerr) October 24, 2015
2.
What Pranabda? How could you pronounce hummus as Hamas!? - "Indian population enjoy the taste of hummus, an Arab food item."
— Sandhya Chandramohan (@sandhya2392) October 14, 2015
3.
I have a hard time trusting people who don’t get real weird with the hummus at the bottom of the package.
— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) January 25, 2016
4.
I'd pay money to take a bath in hummus.
— Erin Raimondi (@erinraii) January 21, 2016
5.
*Maintains eye contact with cashier while placing four jars of hummus on conveyor belt*
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 16, 2016
"Yes, this is all for me. You don’t know my life."
6.
White moms: here honey you can lick the brownie batter off the spoon
— Munir Pavez (@munir_pavez) September 7, 2015
Arab moms: habibi come lick the hummus out of the bowl@LebaneseProblem
7.
When I'm President I will trade Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Sean Hannity to the Iranians for a life time supply of hummus for America.
— Path2Enlightenment (@Path2Enlighten) January 16, 2016
8.
I buy tubs of hummus from Costco like I'm hosting a healthy Super Bowl party, but I'm not. There's no party. It's all for me. #hummuslife
— CRS (@tabbouleh_smile) December 18, 2015
9.
I wonder if the Virgin Mary was exempt from pregnancy cravings. Like randomly on her way to Bethlehem she begs Joseph to stop at Hummus Bell
— a literal skeleton (@longtallsasha) January 10, 2016
10.
My relationship with hummus is not merely an infatuation. pic.twitter.com/GHCy9gXLsK
— Nate Perrin (@Nate7493) December 16, 2015
11.
the scariest thing about death is that dead people can't eat hummus
— Jeanne (@JeanneLYedo) November 5, 2015
12.
"If you love hummus so much why don't you marry it?"
— kennedy ryan (@knndyryn) December 2, 2014
Listen. I've looked into this. It's not legal & I would prefer you didn't bring it up
13.
I had a dream bath and body works had hummus and flowers scented soap
— Mackensi Norman (@_Mackensi_) December 20, 2015
14.
My mom is so insulted I bought hummus from Costco."Bas ana mish 3am bif7am,ni7na Lebnaniyi,keef inta bta3emli hek" @LebaneseProblem
— Zeinab Hammoud△⃒⃘ ⚯͛ (@ZeinabHassan15) January 27, 2016
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Sometimes you worry you've lost your artistic vision and then you make a perfect carrot and hummus Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/ntR0s1dvga
— jesse von doom, phd (@jessevondoom) January 22, 2016