No, I don't know how to belly dance and no, I cannot see the pyramids from where I live.
1. "Can you put someone else on the phone? I don't want to speak to you."
How about no?.
2. "Oh my God, I want to kiss you! Wait, no I don't. I'm sorry."
Thanks for not screaming at me for no reason though.
3. "Can you put someone else on the phone? A man at least, you know, someone who knows what they're doing."
Nope, you're stuck with an Egyptian woman who knows more about technology than you do. Hence, why you called.
4. "I bet you can dance. Do you know how to belly dance?"
I don't dance. Period.
5. "Can you see the pyramids from where you are?"
Yes, yes, I do. In fact, camels are passing by and the weather is just too hot in the desert today!
6. "Why are you Arab?"
Why do you exist?
7. "You sound 'exotic' on the phone. I bet you're 'exotic' in real life too."
Umm... Ok.
8. "I don't know why you have this job, you can't even speak English."
It's called proper grammar and pronunciation.
9. "I insist to speak to someone from an English speaking country. Immediately."
Insist all you want but that's not going to happen.
10. "You have no manners!"
And you do?
11. "You're intelligent. I bet there are a lot more people like you out there."
Adopt me.
12. "I bet the pyramids are awesome, right?
I've never been.
13. "My best friend growing up was Egyptian."
Please tell me more.
14. "Do you even understand what I am saying?"
We've been talking for the past 10 minutes, what do you think?
16. "But you're not British."
I did not know that.
17. "How do you get to work?"
I have my own camel.