Being a heavy sleeper makes you feel judged by those around you, and they really think that there's something wrong with you. But heavy sleepers know, it's just how we roll. If you're feeling misunderstood by the "normal" people around you, here are some things that they will never understand, but heavy sleepers like you know to be true.
1. Alarms never work
You're really starting to think that your phone doesn't even go off, you never hear your alarm
2. You're always late
Especially if you pair being a heavy sleeper with being the type of person who takes forever to get ready, then you're at least two hours late for everything
3. Coffee is your best friend
If you don’t have at least three cups, you won’t last through the morning without snoozing off
4. You miss so many things
Because you’re asleep and can’t hear the commotion, people have literally screamed next to you while you were asleep and you still didn’t wake up to check what was happening
5. People have thought you were in coma
It's happened before, especially if you've fallen asleep on the couch. They'll end up waking you "to check on you" and that's honestly the worst
6. You're scared of warm cozy places
Being near a bed is terrifying because you will find yourself falling asleep and missing your plans
7. An afternoon nap is just going to bed
People who nap and manage to wake up and carry on with their day amaze you
8. You've slept through a day before
Yes, this happens to us. No, we're not narcoleptic.
9. Morning plans are beyond your understanding
You know not to take morning classes or plan anything before noon when you have a say in it
10. You have to tell at least 3 people to wake you up
If you have to do something in the morning, you set at least 10 alarms and tell a rather large group of people to make sure you're up, or you know you'll miss it
11. But, you easily sleep through rough nights
While everyone is struggling to fall asleep because of a storm, you're usually sleeping like a baby
12. Besides, you can sleep anywhere
If you need to rest, you don't bother looking for a comfy spot, you can sleep at your desk, in the bus, on a chair.. literally anything works
13. And you never look tired
You're always super well-rested and chill, beauty sleep FTW!