Satirical Instagram page Adeela knows how to turn a fashion statement into a fashion no-no pretty fast. 

1. Eat on the table cloth, wash table cloth, wear table cloth

2. Take down the winter carpet and lay it out ... on your body

3. Just cause you look like a queen doesn't mean you gotta look like a throne

4. Velvety couch furniture dress?

5. Cheese cloths are in this season

6. Wear your towels to the concert in case you sweat too much?

7. Golden "stands" out

8. Take the blinds and turn em into a fancy dress

9. A really fancy dress

10. Make use of the aluminum foil sitting in the kitchen. R E C Y C L E