These jokes will make you feel like all your problems are "ancient history!"
1. How do brave Egyptians write?
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2. What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-11/30/14/h97xj/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
3. Where do Pharaohs like to eat?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-11/30/14/aunz5/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
4. Why was the Egyptian kid confused?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-11/30/14/tlh73/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
5. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has just been discovered in Egypt!!!
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-12/01/12/cczjn/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
6. Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-12/01/11/5f7pd/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
7. How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-12/01/12/qoa8w/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
8. What is mummy’s favorite kind of coffee?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-12/01/12/78jrg/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
9. What music do mummies listen to?
![](https://stepcdn.com/assets/2016-12/01/11/0yy1c/capture-jpg-700x.jpg)
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