Dubai-based comedy group Dubomedy (Dubai Comedy) recently released a video that shows just how impatient Arab dads really are. 

The one-minute stand-up comedy routine tells the story of a dad who wants to sign his son up for swimming lessons.  

At first, the dad chooses an Arab instructor only to change his mind after seeing how impatient the instructor was. He then goes for a foreign instructor, but finds out that he, like the Arab instructor, cannot handle the ajnabi's patience! 

The solution? We will never ever know. 

The instructor spent the whole hour shouting ... and this dad just couldn't deal with the instructor's impatience

Shouting what ... you might ask?

So, he decided to switch to a foreign instructor ... whose services were more expensive (250 dirhams per session)

At first, he thought it was a good bargain ...

But minutes later ...

He became impatient because of someone else's patience

And then let out all his anger on Thomas ... poor Thomas!

So what does the dad do? He resorts to the first instructor's methodology

"So I paid 250 dirhams to shout at a man in a Speedo"