Google's become the go-to place for quick question-answer related topics. That sometimes includes religion. But, have you ever taken a look at what Google autocompletes for Muslim-related questions? You're in for a laugh.
Oh god, a left-handed Muslim? Staghfarallah.
Because what is life without love?
Haven't you heard, H&M has a selection made exclusively for Muslims.
We also die differently; wonder what that'll be like.
Eating pork by "mistake" is deadly, just like grenades.
I had no idea women had their own special prayers. Been doing it wrong all these years.
We even have our own flag? Cool
If a Muslim is a brother of another Muslim, what happens to us sisters?
Pointers for the ladies: Arab men can not resist hairy, smelly, and obnoxious women. Works like magic.
No matter how hard I try I still can't get married.
