No one ever said that dumb games couldn't be fun. In fact, some of them are downright addictive despite their absurdity. This holds true especially in the case of simulation games, and we're not talking about ye olde Microsoft Flight Simulator here. We're talking about simulators like PlayStation 3's 2009 release Flower, where you get to play something as obscure as the wind. Your list today, however, is not a list of the fantastic games like Flower, in which graphical beauty and mellifluous ambiance contribute to the narrative arc of a flower petal's journey. We're talking about games like Goat Simulator, which the developers at Coffee Stain Studios themselves warn us not to buy for $10 . So what do we do? We pay $10 to play a goat. It's actually kind of fun for exactly 10 minutes.
Please put your hands together for what are possibly the dumbest games ever developed, ranging from playable and absurd to double-you-tea-eff ludicrous.
Tokyo Jungle
You are an animal - Pomeranian dog, Sika deer, hyena, etc. - running wild in the city of Tokyo. The humans have disappeared and you must survive the urban wilderness while you figure out what happened to the humans.
Hatoful Boyfriend
Welcome to the world's first ever pigeon dating sim.
RECYCLE: Garbage Truck Simulator
Drive your truck around the city looking for bins. Then dump the contents into your truck. Then drive your truck to the landfill. Repeat. Your city needs you.
Grass Simulator
You are in an FPS style game, holding a gun which you can shoot at cows or nothing. But you can certainly watch the grass grow, maybe.
Rock Simulator
Watch...the rocks.
Imagine: Party Babies
How sweet. A game for girls, because all we want to do all day long is babysit and plan parties for ALL THE ADORABLE BABIES. Yay. I couldn't even find you a trailer for that one, so here's one for the first installment of the series. Yes, it's a series.
If none of the above has tipped the weird scale for you, I've found you a winner. The name just speaks for itself, but fine, I'll describe it for you. You play a slice of bread that slowly loses its edibility factor as it "navigates" the gamespace.
I am Bread
Now I challenge you to beat it.