Punctuality either works for you or against you. In places like Lebanon and many parts of the hot-blooded Mediterranean region, time is just a theory really. It's "time" to take a chill pill, people. Time to relax and let time work for you and not you for it.
Unfortunately for many of us, it just doesn't work that way. Time is meant to be respected, and waiting can be a form of torture, really. For us punctual aliens, the struggle is real. Here's why...
1. "Ma ken elon jlede"
You couldn't be bothered to roll out of bed on time... and you assumed that I'm just thrilled to be waiting on a bench for 45 minutes.
2. Weirdly, you envy people who are always late
The time has come to rebel against common decency.
3. When someone promises you they'll get something done by next week, they actually mean next week, next month or next year
Promises are as empty as the void inside you
4. To aspire to be a decent person is a worthy aspiration indeed.
