On Twitter, Lebcollegefessions posts confessions straight from students at several Lebanese universities. These range from the sad to the absolutely hilarious. Here are the 14 funniest confessions straight from college students.
1.
"I once saw an AUB cat having a shit in the Zoo, she stared at me. It was petrifying"-AUB
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 21, 2015
2.
"I'm starting to doubt the fact that my uni is located in beirut. Seriously girls, speaking in arabic won't hurt your fucking tummy"-USJ
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 12, 2015
3.
"A girl in my class was complaining that her father planed a trip to CUBA this summer but she doesn't want to go...7aram 3anjad"-LAU
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 20, 2015
4.
"Was asked to wear sweatpants at the outdoors. I don't have any. Guess who went on stage with her mum's pyjama pants on?"-AUB
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) June 27, 2014
5.
"The number of people who fake an american accent is too damn high,you people look like you are going to throw up while talking "-AUB"
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) June 1, 2014
6.
"The number of persons majoring in business who will "estelim sherkit bayye" is too damn high"-AUB
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 11, 2015
7.
"Guys at my uni know nothing about the "bros before hoes" they are all desp" - BAU debbeye
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) June 10, 2015
8.
"Got kicked out of uni on my birthday"- AUB
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) June 3, 2014
9.
"If I could set on fire the whole class year fellow students I'm with and get away with it, I would."-LAU
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 24, 2015
10.
"Am i the only LAU girl with no LV bag?"-LAU
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 18, 2015
11.
"I dated a guy who saw the world as "people who speak in french" and "people who don't speak in french""- AUB
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 15, 2015
12.
"Wanna hook up with girls? Just tell them that your parents/dad works in the Gulf."-NDU
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 29, 2015
13.
"A "keef tseer ensen 101" course is needed at BAU bc most BAU's students are far from being bashar " - BAU debbeeye
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) June 10, 2015
14.
"The department of economics at Balamand has only two girls in it and one of them is graduating this semester.Now that is scarcity"-Balamand
— Lebcollegefessions (@Lcollegefession) May 29, 2015