"If you ever wrote a book, what would its title be?"

Ever thought of that? 

Well, many of the Arab world's Twitter users have and over the past few days they've been sharing their ideas on the trending hashtag #لو_الفت_كتاب_وش_بتسميه (If you wrote a book, what would its title be?)

Some of them are pretty funny.

1. "Hakuna Matata"

2. "The life of a failure"

3. "The days of wall doodling"

4. "The Art of Dealing with Stingy People"

5. "I hate physics"

6. "Nobody noticed"

7. "Lionel Messi"

8. "My love story with Shawarma"

BONUS: This beats all: "My success can only come from Allah"