9 ways Lebanese politely tell you what they really think

In Lebanon the art of "moujamalle," or politely playing along with something instead of telling someone what you really think comes with a twist.

This is because the Lebanese have a unique way of saying exactly what they're thinking without really doing that. Confused already?

Let me show you how it's done. 

*You*: I got a new haircut, what do you think?

*Them*: Ma beha shi (It's ok).

 What they really mean: Are you serious? Never go to that salon ever again.

*You* : How was your weekend bil day3a (at the village)?

*Them* : 3ade (not that bad).

 What they really mean: Weekend from hell.

*Them*: Se7to mnee7a smallah (His health is good...)

*You* : Confusion... 

 What they really mean:  He needs to lose a few kilos.  

*You* : How's business?  

*Them* : Meshe el 7al (We're getting by). 

 What they really mean: We're shutting down soon.  

*You* : Chinese or Italian for dinner?

*Them*: Kelo mnee7 (anything's good/both work). 

 What they really mean: Neither habibi, sushi w bas.  

*You* : Did you like your graduation gift?  

*Them* : Ahsan min mashi (better than nothing). 

 What they really mean: A key chain instead of a car.  

*You* : Sorry I couldn't pass by you the other day, hope you're not too upset?

*Them* : Baseeta (not a big deal). 

 What they really mean:  We'll see you in a few years.  

*You* : How's the food?  

*Them* : Na2es mele7 (lacks salt). 

 What they really mean: It's bland and inedible, we want delivery.  

*You* : Tayeb what's wrong with this outfit?

*Them* : Ma ba3ref (I don't know). 

What they really mean:  What's wrong? Everything.