US President Donald Trump has been on an executive order signing frenzy, most notoriously with a ban on nationals from seven Muslim- majority countries.
Arabs would love to see Trump issue executive orders on much more pressing issues than this, though. Especially these 9:
1. NO Shawarma without Toum
2. NO Ahlam on TV
3. NO eating Hummus with a fork
4. NO English-singing Haifa
5. NO flavorless Mastic Gum
6. NO shawarma-less flights
7. NO street without Koshari
8. NO toilet without Shatafa
9. NO English dictionary without Arabic words essential to daily living
