Mothers are great, don't get me wrong. They seem to know everything that is going on with you without really trying. But ... with great smartass-ness comes a slew of bad decisions and situations your mom puts you in, leaving you feeling so confused that you start questioning your sanity ... and hers.
1. She always calls you "Mama"
Please stop confusing me!
2. This finger makes up 90% of her screaming parenting skills
3. She has no problem turning your old shirts into a "mamsaha" ... WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION!
The process of becoming part mamsaha, part something else. Every part counts!
4. You try being nice to her and she starts freaking out
Oh my God, shu sar?
5. She expects you to know what goes on in her head
4. It's only OK when she gives you attitude
6. She accuses of watching series/playing video games all day
7. She will always be the first to remind you that everyone else is getting married before you
8. To top that, she also has ridiculously high standards for what YOU should have in a partner
Sit down mother!