Lebanese gatherings can be quite overwhelming, to say the least.
From the continuous conversations about food while eating food, to the long waiting hours before a feast actually begins, to the hour-long goodbyes at the door ... it takes some sanity to get through them.
Lebanese have perfected one trick to help battle through the massive sit-ins. What is it?
Turning words into poetry in an attempt to thank the host for her/his exceptional efforts.
There are 6 phrases that will come to the rescue, almost always.
How many times have you heard these 6 phrases? Better yet, can you count the times you've said them all?
1. Deyme, inshallah
"Deyme" on the outside but "mara bl sene" on the inside.
2. Bi farhet wledkon ya rab
"Single" men and women ... you know how frustrating this can be. Why does marriage always have to be brought up, even when it is totally irrelevant to the discussion? Why can't we just be left alone?
3. Nshalla bi dal el beit maftoo7
Deep down no-one really wants their home to stay open to guests. After all, these gatherings come with a hefty price tag.
4. Ma fee a7la min hal jam3a
Love ... only lasts for a few hours.
5. Allah ydeemkon (Allah ykhalikon)
A phrase said to keep the evil eye at bay ... or so you make them believe.
6. 3amer (inshallah always)
Always and forever ... only if forever means once in a lifetime.