They really do say the weirdest, most random, things sometimes.

1. "My wife is too old, she no longer turns me on."

Thank you for feeling the need to tell me that.

2. "I don't know why women have licenses."

With the way you're driving, you shouldn't be allowed a license either.

3. "I will take 100 LE because we'll be stuck in traffic."

For a ride that usually costs 25 LE? I think not!

4. "Do you want to come over and meet my son? You two would make a great couple."

Umm... No?

5. "Why is your hair short? Aren't you a girl?"

Are you for real?

6. "You're too small. I can kidnap you."

You, sir, are the reason women in Egypt carry bricks in their handbags.

7. "I like Russian women. Are you Russian?"

Do I look Russian?

8. "You're going to hell."

Well, yeah ... and?

9. "Have you heard about the serial killer in Maadi? That's me."

Cool story, bro.

10. "Don't you want to come home with me?"

Naaah, I'm good.

11. "I may be a cab driver but I have a BA in business."

I didn't even say anything...

12. "You have nice breasts."

Same goes to you.

13.  "What do you think of Sisi."

I just want pizza.

14. "No, I can't take you there because I'm too tired to drive."

?????

15. "Is that a dog."

No, this is my pet python.

16. "Why are you going to the airport."

I just really like airport security, you know?

17. "You look young. Which grade?"

I'm 25.