Science who?
1. Bat's blood ...
Having a girl? Alf Mabrouk! Now when she is first born, dip her in some bats blood and save on a lot of money for future waxing and laser appointments.
2. Pale cheeks?
If there is a possibility you might be anemic, do not worry. Eat a lot of tomatoes and that pale face of yours will turn red. No need for a blood test and some iron supplements ... TOMATOES, I tell you, are your best solution!
3. Sukar nabat
If you want your child to win on "The Voice Kids," there is no need for talent and practice. All you need to do is keep feeding them sukar nabat and you are guaranteed a win!
4. Turning blind
If you sleep with your socks on all night, you will wake up blind! Do not try this people ... It is a very serious matter!
5. Counting stars
While some believe you can wish upon a star, we say, "NO!" Counting those evil stars will grow you warts! Twinkle twinkle? HELL NO!
6. The right foot
Entering someone’s house for the first time? Do not even think about coming in with your left foot! you will curse the house for life ...
7. Raw garlic
If you have decided to start a family, there is no need for you to run some tests with your doctor. Why waste all that money and time? Stock up on some raw garlic and you are guaranteed a little one in nine months.
8. Stomachaches
If you are bloated or suffering from a stomachache, it is most probably NOT from something you ate. It is clearly because you sat on the marble floor and your undershirt was not tucked into your pants properly ...
9. The gum tree
How nice would it be to grow a gum tree in your stomach? All you need to do is swallow your gum and within seven years a gum tree will grow in your stomach ... excitinggggg!
10. Itchy nose
Not a flu, not a virus, it is simply gossip. Next time your nose is itching, beware of your family and friends. They are definitely gossiping about you.
11. Cross-eyed
If you hit someone on the back of the head when they are being silly and crossing their eyes, you could be damaging them for life! Scaring someone when they are just messing around could lock their eyeballs and leave them cross-eyed FOREVER!
12. Morning sickness
It is definitely not hormonal changes ... You dear mama, are pregnant with a girl!