Johnny Bravo loves himself so much it hurts ... kinda like your typical Arab man.  

1. He wears sunglasses all the time ... even when it's dark

Arab guys have a thing with sunglasses ... they sometimes board planes in sunglasses, go partying in sunglasses, and even go to funerals in sunglasses. 

If they post a picture on social media, it's always #RayBans

2. He does not take NO for an answer

Your typical Arab guy is super persistent and just can't take no for an answer. It's partly because his ego can't handle a rejection or because he thinks you're playing hard to get. 

In reality, you just want him to stop. 

3. He believes the bulkier you are, the manlier

It's all about the muscles. And no it's not hamstring muscles. No it's not ab muscles. 

It's all about the biceps and triceps. And he attempts to flex those muscles any chance he gets. 

P.S. He loves wearing tight black shirts 

4. He puts 10 kgs of gel on his hair

If it's not gel, it's wax. If it's not wax, then he spends countless hours blow-drying it. 

He will not go out if his hair is not fixed. 

5. He still thinks cheesy pick-up lines actually work

He believes in pickup lines, even ones that go like this: "ya safaye7 el zebda el say7a."

Don't try to convince him otherwise.  

6. The more women in his photos, the more #Jagal he is

It's all about his image ... and his images with women of course. 

He tries extremely hard to keep his #Jagal status going ... which means you'll most probably find a cigar somewhere in the photo, too. 

7. He probably took over his father's business

"Bade estelem sherket bayye" or "mestelim sherket bayye" is probably something he's always said. 

8. He has a crew he calls before starting a "mashkal"

He has a whole posse that he depends on in times of need. He loves starting fights that he can't handle on his own. 

He never worries though because he's got just the right number of people to call during those desperate times. 

9. He doesn't know how to dance

He has perfected the "unscrewing the light bulb" dance at parties and kinda knows how to do the dabke. 

You just prefer not to see him dance. 

10. He is obsessed with selfies ... in sunglasses ... while smoking cigar

Need I say more?

11. He just doesn't get women

Unfortunately, your typical Arab man does not get women. He does not understand that gender roles have greatly diminished. He does not understand that women are independent. 

Basically, he does not understand that he does not understand.