If you're married or know someone who just got married, you're probably familiar with the drill. A couple of months after the honeymoon, the "why are you still not pregnant" interrogation begins. When their questions get a bit too much, you feel like you're about to lose all your manners and go level 100 rude at them because it's the only way to truly get them off your back. Here are 10 best responses to the most annoying question regarding your plans to make babies:
P.S. Don't try any of these at home.
1. My husband is overseas - can I borrow yours?
I need him to make babies & he's out of the country at the moment.
2. I must not know how, can you show me?
Ma ne7na wled!
3. I'm afraid my kids will turn out like yours.
4. Magi Farah said the world was ending this year, didn't you hear?
So, there really is no time.
5. We want it to be a surprise, like your 'accident' was
Badna na3melkon surprise.
6. We just tried a few minutes ago, I'll let you know tomorrow
7. Have you seen my figure? I'm saving up for post-birth lipo.
8. I think I'm pregnant, been late for weeks - want to hold the pregnancy test for me?
*If only they knew, muhahaha*
And if they just insist that they want a new baby in the family...
9. Maybe if your husband were around more, you could have your own.
Shu na2eskon?
Or just be honest:
10. When it's the right time, you'll know.
