In a place like Lebanon, partying is an absolute must. Our clubs are jungles and here are the animal inhabitants ...
1. The lean back
With a full drink in hand and a freshly cut cigar, this guy is also known as the observer that moves to only certain beats.
2. The one that assumes the bouncer them
When the bouncer tells this guest that their name is not on the list, it takes about three seconds for them to pull out their phone and call someone that knows someone that knows someone that could possibly get them in.
3. The wasted male
This guy is the reason why human evolution has probably come to an end. He can barely walk yet he is insistent on carrying on a full conversation that makes you want to pull out your eyelashes.
4. The wasted female
Never her fault, this wasted female is adamant that someone has spiked her drink with some drug or uses the famous term of "the alocohol madroob."
With mascara half way down her cheeks, she needs a reality check that she simply had one too many shots ...
5. The mashkaljeh and his girlfriend
With a club so small, it is shocking how this guy’s big ego fits. The bottles are flying across the tables and the reason is always that someone happened to glance at his girlfriend.
6. The big spender
This guy personifies a lack of awareness. One bottle ordered after the other, he is oblivious that there are others on the table that possibly do not even drink ... only to order the bill and split it equally amongst all.
7. The one that doesn’t understand the concept of time
With the lights turned on and the DJ packed and ready to go, this guy has absolutely no concept of "end the night." In his world, the night has just started.
8. The caracalla dancer
Beware: The danger zone is a 30 meter radius around this guy.
9. The sleaze
This guy is on a mission to seduce and talk to every single girl in sight, and by single we do not mean, "not committed."
10. The one on crutches
This guy has major FOMO but who can blame him? YOLO!